profanefame:

ACTUAL TEARS

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theartofanimation:

Heather Nesheim  -  https://www.etsy.com/es/people/heddarsketch  -  https://twitter.com/heddarsketch

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ap00:

youreastopalongtheway:

constantneverland:

This is beautiful and heart breaking

My gay heart

I don’t think straight people even understand we have this fear

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ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

(Source: rocketreturns, via tori-ko)

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I like to keep my metabolism on her toes.

butterflia:

existthin:

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

literally me i’m cryinf

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anexperimentallife:

seekanewerworld:

#2017 mood

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hijerking:

the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove

the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves

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sarcasticwitch:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

there are only 2 genders:

 - phil collins in the tarzan soundtrack

 - bryan adams in the spirit: stallion of the cimarron soundtrack

this is elton john in the road to el dorado erasure

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turing-tested:

wish my brain was into kinky stuff like producing serotonin and dopamine

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mistersingh:

Motivation. 

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violent-darts:

And then they tell you that your experiences with this don’t count. 

(Source: smashing-yng-man, via fuglyselfie)

official-boyfriend:

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

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My hobbies include walking into adult men who assume I’ll move out of their way as we pass.

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